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Create in me a pure heart, O God,
and renew a steadfast spirit within me.
Do not cast me from your presence
or take your Holy Spirit from me.
Restore to me the joy of your salvation
and grant me a willing spirit, to sustain me.
Psalm 51:10-12
A Quote
illiam Feather, "One way to get the most out of life is to look upon it as an adventure."
A Joke
"You think swimming with sharks is expensive? Swimming with sharks cost me an arm and a leg."
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Consider it pure joy, my brothers and sisters, a whenever you face trials of many kinds, because you know that the testing of your faith produces perseverance. Let perseverance finish its work so that you may be mature and complete, not lacking anything.
James 1:2-4
A Quote:
Gustave Flaubert,
"The art of writing is the art of discovering what you believe."
A Joke:
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
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Consequently, you are no longer foreigners and strangers, but fellow citizens with God’s people and also members of his household, built on the foundation of the apostles and prophets, with Christ Jesus himself as the chief cornerstone.
Ephesians 2:19-20
A Quote:
James Clear,
"The myth is that there isn't enough time. There is plenty of time. There isn't enough focus with the time you have. You win by directing your attention toward better things."
A Joke:
A guy walks into a bar...
He was disqualified from the limbo contest.
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For this reason he had to be made like them, fully human in every way, in order that he might become a merciful and faithful high priest in service to God, and that he might make atonement for the sins of the people. Because he himself suffered when he was tempted, he is able to help those who are being tempted.
Hebrews 2:17-18
A Quote:
Paul McCartney,
"In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make."
A Joke:
How does dry skin affect you at work?
You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it.
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There is no difference between Jew and Gentile, 23for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, 24and all are justified freely by his grace through the redemption that came by Christ Jesus.
Romans 3:22,23
A Quote:
George Orwell,
"Big Brother is watching you."
A Joke:
I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes.
Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.
A Verse:
To those who by persistence in doing good seek glory, honor and immortality, he will give eternal life. But for those who are self-seeking and who reject the truth and follow evil, there will be wrath and anger.
Romans 2:7,8
A Quote:
Judy Garland,
"Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else."
A Joke:
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
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For wisdom will enter your heart,
and knowledge will be pleasant to your soul.
Discretion will protect you,
and understanding will guard you.
Proverbs 2:10-11
A Quote:
"The mind moves in the direction of our currently dominant thoughts."
Earl Nightingale
A Joke:
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
A Verse:
For through the Spirit we eagerly await by faith the righteousness for which we hope. ... The only thing that counts is faith expressing itself through love.
Galatians 5:5,6
A Quote:
"Life is no 'brief candle' to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got hold of for the moment; and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future generations."
George Bernard Shaw
A Joke:
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.
A Verse:
But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, forbearance, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control. Against such things there is no law.
Galatians 5:22,23
A Quote:
"Successful, self-starting individuals seek responsibility. They take calculated risks and don't make excuses."
Nido R. Qubein
A Joke:
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
A satisfactory
A Verse:
You, my brothers and sisters, were called to be free. But do not use your freedom to indulge the flesh; rather, serve one another humbly in love. For the entire law is fulfilled in keeping this one command: “Love your neighbor as yourself.” If you bite and devour each other, watch out or you will be destroyed by each other.
Galatians 5:13-15
A Quote:
"Success comes when people act together; failure tends to happen alone."
Deepak Chopra
A Joke:
How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?
You follow the fresh prints
A Verse:
For if you forgive other people when they sin against you, your heavenly Father will also forgive you. But if you do not forgive others their sins, your Father will not forgive your sins.
Matthew 6:14,15
A Quote:
"The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands."
Anne Frank
A Joke:
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated
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But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.
Matthew 6:6
A Quote:
"Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears."
Les Brown
A Joke:
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?
They're both Paris sites
A Verse:
Consider it pure joy, my brothers and sisters, a whenever you face trials of many kinds, because you know that the testing of your faith produces perseverance. Let perseverance finish its work so that you may be mature and complete, not lacking anything.
James 1:2-4
A Quote:
"The mind moves in the direction of our currently dominant thoughts."
Earl Nightingale
A Joke:
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it's a soap opera
A Verse:
Endure hardship as discipline; God is treating you as his children. For what children are not disciplined by their father? If you are not disciplined—and everyone undergoes discipline—then you are not legitimate, not true sons and daughters at all.
Hebrews 12:7,8
A Quote:
"The pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees opportunity in every difficult situation."
Winston Churchill
A Joke:
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
A Verse:
Don’t have anything to do with foolish and stupid arguments, because you know they produce quarrels. 24And the Lord’s servant must not be quarrelsome but must be kind to everyone, able to teach, not resentful.
2 Timothy 2:23,24
A Quote:
"Successful, self-starting individuals seek responsibility. They take calculated risks and don't make excuses."
Nido R. Qubein
A Joke:
My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape.
That would be a big step forward.
A Verse:
For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evil. Some people, eager for money, have wandered from the faith and pierced themselves with many griefs.
1 Timothy 6:10
A Quote:
"If you talk, you only repeat something that you already know. But if you listen, you map learn something that you don't know."
Bud Grant
A Joke:
I'm afraid for the calendar.
Its days are numbered.
