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Ephesians 5:3-7

"But among you there must not be even a hint of sexual immorality, or of any kind of impurity, or of greed, because these are improper for God’s holy people. Nor should there be obscenity, foolish talk or coarse joking, which are out of place, but rather thanksgiving. For of this you can be sure: No immoral, impure or greedy person—such a person is an idolater—has any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God. a Let no one deceive you with empty words, for because of such things God’s wrath comes on those who are disobedient. Therefore do not be partners with them."

Quote

Michael Jordan

"You have to expect things of yourself before you can do them."

Joke

I asked my dog what's two minus two.
He said nothing.

Verse

Ephesians 4:29-32

"Do not let any unwholesome talk come out of your mouths, but only what is helpful for building others up according to their needs, that it may benefit those who listen. And do not grieve the Holy Spirit of God, with whom you were sealed for the day of redemption. Get rid of all bitterness, rage and anger, brawling and slander, along with every form of malice. Be kind and compassionate to one another, forgiving each other, just as in Christ God forgave you."

Quote

Ernest Hemmingway
"Never mistake motion for action."

Joke

What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?
Where's Pop Corn?

Verse

Ephesians 3:6
"This mystery is that through the gospel the Gentiles are heirs together with Israel, members together of one body, and sharers together in the promise in Christ Jesus."

Quote

Ron Howard
"There is something inherently tough about Americans. They will not accept defeat."

Joke

What does a sprinter eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!

Verse

Ephesians 2:4-5
"But because of his great love for us, God, who is rich in mercy, made us alive with Christ even when we were dead in transgressions—it is by grace you have been saved."

Quote

John Steinbeck
"I don't know where speculation got such a bad name, since I know of no forward leap which was not fathered by speculation."

Joke

My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right!

Verse

Ephesians 1:3-4
"Praise be to the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, who has blessed us in the heavenly realms with every spiritual blessing in Christ. For he chose us in him before the creation of the world to be holy and blameless in his sight."

Quote

Vince Lombardi
"The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rater a lack of will."

Joke

What has more letters than the alphabet?
The post office!

A Verse

Galatians 1:10

"Am I now trying to win the approval of human beings, or of God? Or am I trying to please people? If I were still trying to please people, I would not be a servant of Christ."

A Quote

Syrus

"Many receive advice. Only the wise profit from it."

A Joke

You think swimming with sharks is expensive? Swimming with sharks cost me an arm and a leg.

A Verse

2 Corinthians 5:14-15

"For Christ’s love compels us, because we are convinced that one died for all, and therefore all died. And he died for all, that those who live should no longer live for themselves but for him who died for them and was raised again."

A Quote

Mike Dooley

"No one ever regrets raising the bar, ever."

A Joke

When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?

A Verse

2 Corinthians 4:1:2

"Therefore, since through God’s mercy we have this ministry, we do not lose heart. Rather, we have renounced secret and shameful ways; we do not use deception, nor do we distort the word of God. On the contrary, by setting forth the truth plainly we commend ourselves to everyone’s conscience in the sight of God."

A Quote

James Webb

"Resilient people never take their eye off where they are going, even when they get knocked down. They refocus. Resilience isn't worried about the odds. Resilience finds a way."

A Joke

I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

A Verse

2 Corrinthians 2:17

"Unlike so many, we do not peddle the word of God for profit. On the contrary, in Christ we speak before God with sincerity, as those sent from God."

A Quote

Debbie Millman,

"Busy is a decision. We do the things we want to do, period. If we say we are too busy, it is just shorthand for the thing being 'not important enough' or 'not a priority.' Busy is not a badge. You don't find the time to make things, you make the time to do things."

A Joke

What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?

Yellow!

A Verse

2 Corinthians 1:5

"For just as we share abundantly in the sufferings of Christ, so also our comfort abounds through Christ."

A Quote

Buckminster Fuller,

"We are called to be architects of the future, not its victims."

A Joke

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims.

A Verse

Genesis 18:32-33

"Then he said, “May the Lord not be angry, but let me speak just once more. What if only ten can be found there?”
He answered, “For the sake of ten, I will not destroy it.”

A Quote

Thomas Sowell,

"The big divide in this country is not between Democrats and Republicans, or women and men, but between talkers and doers."

A Joke

"What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!"

A Verse

Genesis 9:12-16

"And God said, “This is the sign of the covenant I am making between me and you and every living creature with you, a covenant for all generations to come: I have set my rainbow in the clouds, and it will be the sign of the covenant between me and the earth. Whenever I bring clouds over the earth and the rainbow appears in the clouds, I will remember my covenant between me and you and all living creatures of every kind. Never again will the waters become a flood to destroy all life. Whenever the rainbow appears in the clouds, I will see it and remember the everlasting covenant between God and all living creatures of every kind on the earth.”"

A Quote

James Clear, "The imperfect project you actually complete is worth more than the perfect project you never finish."

A Joke

"What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?"
"A meltdown."

A Verse

Genesis 6:1-3

"When human beings began to increase in number on the earth and daughters were born to them, the sons of God saw that the daughters of humans were beautiful, and they married any of them they chose. Then the Lord said, “My Spirit will not contend with a humans forever, for they are mortal; their days will be a hundred and twenty years.”

A Quote

Carl Sagan,

"Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere."

A Joke

"How do you make 7 even?"
"Take away the s."

A Verse

Genesis 3:17-19

"To Adam he said, “Because you listened to your wife and ate fruit from the tree about which I commanded you, ‘You must not eat from it,’
“Cursed is the ground because of you;
through painful toil you will eat food from it
all the days of your life.
It will produce thorns and thistles for you,
and you will eat the plants of the field.
By the sweat of your brow
you will eat your food
until you return to the ground,
since from it you were taken;
for dust you are
and to dust you will return.”

A Quote

Bryant H. McGill,

"Take without forgetting, and give without remembering."

A Joke

"Dad, can you put the cat out?"
"I didn't know it was on fire."

A Verse

Genesis 1,27

"So God created mankind in his own image,
in the image of God he created them;
male and female he created them."

A Quote

John Wooden,

"Make each day your masterpiece."

A Joke

"What kind of car does an egg drive?"
"A yolkswagen."